New Bro
I have been looking for a new place to live in San Francisco and I have a “looking for a room” posting on craigslist. Today I get this reply to my post:
We have an escort service with 6 girls and we are looking for more. You’d make $1000+ each day you work. We book everything ahead of time according to your schedule, you show up, collect the money and do your thing. We pre-schedule all of your appointments for you. All of our customers are either return customers, or screened, work verified, and send a picture. We try to provide at least an hour in between appointments. We book and prepay your room. You check in. Customer shows up and you collect $300 for each hour of the per-booked appointment. $150 of this is yours plus any tips you earn. We only book 1 hour or more appointments. Sometimes our customers take our ladies on all expense paid vacations or weekend trips which you will love. At that point the agency negotiates a flat rate which we split 50/50 and see if you’re schedule works and you are willing. An average day will have 6-7 1 hour appointments and should yield you $1000 plus tips. The hotel will always be high end 3 stars or higher, usually 4 or 5. Please let me know what you think.
That’s right I just got a request to become a hooker. First time for everything.
Wow. Well, I guess that’s craigslist for you. >.>
Craigslist is creepy as fuck. Unrelated to that, I am soo looking forward to the wedding and any antics Sam might get up to.
The comic is cooler than it was on Patreon! Love the way the story is going.
That aside, that craigslist response is appalling and hilarious all at once! Pimps gotta do better these days than trolling bus stations!
New characters. Never trust anyone with a goatee. Also, ask for 75/25 after a 1 month trial period.
“Hooker” may be considered a derogatory term. The proper term now is “sex worker.”
Being a sex worker is hard work so I hear and quite honorable. But ugh i cannot wait till this trans misogynistic as fuck arc is over with.
There is a point to the trans misogynistic parts in the story, but yeah I feel you. It had been hard writing it.